There is no Zebra ..so don't cross zebra crossing

Last time I check, There was no zebra in Malaysia
so if there is no zebra
heed my advice
do not cross zebra crossing in Malaysia

Notice how Malaysian drivers eagerly press their gas pedal especially once they see people crossing zebra crossing
they don't stop for you
or for zebra crossing
they would only stop if they see a zebra
or you being knocked down by their cars

remember..as long as there is zebra crossing
do not cross it...as long as you are in Malaysia